You must be a rainstorm, because I am soaking wet.If I said I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?.Are you into natural healing? Because sex is the ultimate cure-all.I’ve got some skills I’d love to teach you.I don’t think I have a semen allergy, but I’m not sure. I’ll be the trampoline and you can bounce on me. I can unzip a pair of pants with my teeth.Do you want to be the next notch in my bedpost?.There is this one spot on my apartment floor that your clothes would look great on.Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you against my wall.You are the opposite of homework, because I want to do you all night long.Earlier I was feeling kinda off, but see you really turned me on.Do you like whales? Because we could hump back at my place.Just smile if you’d like to see me naked tonight.I just quit smoking and I need a new oral fixation.I really like your pants, can I try out the zipper?.Are you feeling down? Because I sure would like to feel you up.Looks like it’s made of boyfriend material. Hi, can I get your name? I just want to know what I’ll be screaming in bed later.You are definitely on my to-do list for tonight.That’s a really nice package, I’d love to go to your place and unwrap it.I have no idea what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.Your body is a wonderland, and I’d love to be Alice.I brought the buns, and I see you have the hotdog.I know of an opening you can fill right away. I have been trying out this new lipstick.I’m not wearing any socks right now, and I have the underwear to match.I’ll gladly cook you some dinner if you agree to cook me breakfast in the morning.Is it really wet in here or is it just me?.So my bed is broken right now, how about I sleep in yours?.Are you a candle? Because I have this really strong urge to blow you.Sex is really a killer, and I have always wanted to die with a smile on my face.Are you Richard? Because I have been searching for Dick all night long.Do you do carpeting work? Because I am really interested in a deep shag.Sorry, but do you have a napkin? Because you are really making me wet.Wanna try the Australian kiss? It’s like the French kiss, except you go down under.How about you give these a squeeze and tell me if you think they are real.It makes sense they call it a beaver, cause’ I’d kill for your wood right now.I am pretty wasted, but that doesn’t mean this condom has to be.I’m not a horse, but I wouldn’t mind at all if you rode me.You wouldn’t happen to have any extra room in your mouth for my tongue, would you?.If you want to get in bed with me tonight, just breathe.
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